wlntersoldier:

the groot appreciation life

(via dontbeanassbutt)


sideburnpower:

Of course he’ll be fine.  The bandaids are just for show.  He just likes to create an aura of danger.  

sideburnpower:

Of course he’ll be fine.  The bandaids are just for show.  He just likes to create an aura of danger.  

(via fuckyeahtortoises)


thestompitout:

CELEBRATORY OPENING DAY GIVEAWAY!

Today, July 28, 2014, we witness the birth of hand carved stamp shop,stompitout. To celebrate, I am having a giveaway!

First place winner gets a free stamp of any value (see stamps above, excluding Vader, whale & fish stamp is made to order and not yet listed), their choice, from the shop, including a possible custom stamp exclusive to the giveaway: YOUR NAME IN GALLIFREYAN OR ELVISH! (You know dat’s right. Get excited y’all). This custom stamp is not yet available in the shop! (Note: stamp shown above is for the name Chloe). First place winner also has the opportunity to request a custom stamp of just their name or a short phrase, designed stylistically as per request.

Second place gets a 30% coupon applicable to any shop order (on top of the 40% already in the shop)!

To enter, you must be following either this blog or my etsy store (stompitout). I will be drawing names out of a hat. You can earn multiple entries by doing the following things (every thing you do adds to the number of name entries you have in the hat):

  • Following BOTH this blog AND stompitout on etsy AND my twitter @thestompitout: 1 extra entry each
  • Liking and/or reblogging this post: 1 entry each
  • Adding a stompitout stamp to your favorites on etsy: 1 entry for each stamp you favorite
  • Buying a stompitout stamp from the shop: 1 entry for every dollar spent
  • Retweeting this post: 1 entry

Winners must be willing to give an address that I can send the stamp to. I will contact the winners via the social media that they used to follow me on. Giveaway ends one month from now on August 27.

Thanks everyone, best of luck to all of you!


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via rodgertheshrubber)


floodxland:

passionforwolves:

if you’re sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.

who’s a huge big vicious apex predator?WHO’S A BIG SILLY? :D

floodxland:

passionforwolves:

if you’re sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.

who’s a huge big vicious apex predator?

WHO’S A BIG SILLY? :D

(via rodgertheshrubber)


herman365:

turtlespartyhard:

brokensilvervow:

My dashboard this morning.

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE ANY NOTES PEOPLE GET IT ABOVE A THOUSAND…. DO U SEE THE MAGIC HAPPENING HERE. i FEEL LIKE IM ON DRUGS WATCHING THIS VIDEO PLZZZZZZZ REBLOG THE SHIT OUT OF ITTTT MY GOD ITS MAGICAL

Too good not share.


ninjamarion:

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

"Pro-lifers" only care about the "life" while it’s inside a womb. Once it’s born, or a potentially poor life, they don’t give a flying fuck. They don’t care if it will suffer. If it is part of a poor or underprivileged family, they don’t care to provide any help. "Pro-life" is an outright fucking lie.

ninjamarion:

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

"Pro-lifers" only care about the "life" while it’s inside a womb. Once it’s born, or a potentially poor life, they don’t give a flying fuck. They don’t care if it will suffer. If it is part of a poor or underprivileged family, they don’t care to provide any help. "Pro-life" is an outright fucking lie.


elena1981:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

(via thatfunnyblog)


tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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(via pizza)